Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms
why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms
why do advertisers humanize food products
why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.
ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
Demi Lovato is that girl who thinks she’s better than everyone bc she likes the Beatles
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.