imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”
This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…